VARD LUCK: REBEKAH VARDY IS ODDS-ON TO LOSE WAGATHA CHRISTIE TRIAL
But at least she’ll get to be played by Kat Slater in a movie, say bookies

As the Wagatha Christie trial comes to an end, Rebekah Vardy is odds-on to lose the case, according to bookmakers.

Paddy Power rate Vardy’s chances of defeat as short as 1/2, while she’s 6/4 to get one over on her old pal Coleen.

Following questionable explanations for disappearing phones, Vardy’s agent’s device is priced at 500/1 at the bottom of Davy Jones’ locker – that’s not a lower league winger, Rebekah…

It’s 1000/1 to be found in the Bermuda Triangle – still better odds than Leicester’s 2015/16 title win…

And, with more entertainment value than a Wayne Rooney bicycle kick, the trial is tipped to be made into a movie. EastEnders’ Jessie Wallace (aka Kat Slater) the favourite to play Vardy (6/4), while Mrs Rooney is most likely to be portrayed by Charlie Brooks (2/1).

The husbands to the feuding WAGs – Jamie Vardy and Wayne Rooney – are set to be played by Jamie Borthwick (6/5) and Steve McFadden (6/4) respectively.

There’s also no expected reunion for the former England teammates, as Jamie is as long as 400/1 to join Wayne at Derby County.

Meanwhile, after his reported ex, Rebekah, likened his manhood to a chipolata, Peter Andre may consider a deal to become the new face of the Greggs sausage role (66/1).

Spokesman Paddy Power said: “The Wagatha Christie trial is definitely more entertaining than watching Wayne’s old club, Man United. And, as we approach the judge’s decision, Rebekah’s chances of winning aren’t looking too healthy. So, I guess this time, Jamie Vardy won’t be having a party.

“Let’s face it, reputationally, Peter Andre, and his, eh, bits, are the only real winners to emerge from this court case, so we’ve put him at odds of 66/1 to become the new face of Greggs sausages. But, we figure he’s more likely to front vegan friendly brand ‘THIS’, given his innate dislike for porkies.”

For a full list of Wagatha Christie specials, visit the Paddy Power website: https://www.paddypower.com/special-bets/novelty-specials