A brand new survey has revealed the most embarrassing, awkward and often hilarious questions that UK parents or grandparents have been asked by children. The survey was undertaken by charities Leukaemia Care and Leukaemia UK, who are urging the public to “channel their inner 5-year-old” and ask themselves the embarrassing or difficult questions that could help spot the signs of leukaemia.

“Why do you have a jelly belly?”, “Why are your teeth yellow?” and “Why do you have hairy ears?” are just some of the responses given by UK parents and grandparents surveyed, when asked to provide examples of embarrassing questions they have been asked. A few example questions were provided in the survey, and tummy-related questions led the responses – with around 13% of parents and grandparents surveyed reporting that their child or grandchild had asked, “Why is your belly squishy?”.1

Other hilarious questions reported by parents or grandparents surveyed include:

Why do you make strange noises when you sleep?
Why do you have a crinkly face?
Why do you have a beard up your nose?
Why is your nose so long?
Why do you dress like a little elephant?
Why did you fart?
Why do you wash my face with your old knickers?
Why has that man got boobies?
Why is your bum so big?
Why have you got a rice krispie on your eyelid?
Why do you need to sit down to go potty?
Why do you have a moustache even though you’re a girl?
Why did you marry my Dad?
Why are people different colours?
Why are you bald?
Why were you and Daddy making weird noises in the room?
Why were you doing a poo at Granny’s house?
Why are you buying more wine?
Across the UK over one in five people (22%) reported their child or grandchild had asked them an embarrassing question in public. Scotland was found to have the ‘cheekiest children’, where this figure rose to one in four (25%).2

The survey was conducted ahead of Blood Cancer Awareness Month, as Leukaemia Care and Leukaemia UK join forces to launch #SpotLeukaemia. The campaign, which aims to raise awareness of the signs and symptoms of the disease, is encouraging people to “channel their inner 5-year-old” by asking themselves the difficult questions that could help spot leukaemia.

In a new film released today, young children are shown asking their grandparents awkward and embarrassing questions – such as, “Why is your belly squishy?” or, “Why do you have hair up your nose?”. Shortly after, the same children are shown asking, “Why do you have bruises on your arm?” or, “Why are you always too tired to play?”.

The film then urges anyone experiencing unusual symptoms to “channel your inner 5-year-old and ask why”. If the viewer is experiencing fatigue, bruising, unusual bleeding or repeated infections, they are urged to contact their GP and request a blood test. Although the film focuses on the top four symptoms, other symptoms of leukaemia can include fever or night sweats, bone or joint pain and swollen lymph nodes.

Zack Pemberton-Whiteley, Chief Executive of Leukaemia Care, said: “Children ask a lot of questions – sometimes too many – but channelling your inner 5-year-old and asking ‘why’ more often as adults could make all the difference to you or someone you know. Would you stop and think ‘why am I feeling more tired than normal?’, ‘why am I getting unusual or unexplained bruises?’, or ‘why am I getting more infections lately?’. If you didn’t know the answers to these questions, would you see your GP and ask for a blood test? A test could make all the difference. Early diagnosis of leukaemia can improve survival.

The awareness of the public towards the symptoms of leukaemia is still extremely low. We’re aware that there remains a lot of work still to be done to increase people’s knowledge around the symptoms of leukaemia – including extreme tiredness, unusual and unexplained bruising or bleeding, and repeated infections. This year’s Spot Leukaemia campaign video may bring a smile, maybe a laugh, to your face but the message is incredibly serious. 27 people a day are diagnosed with leukaemia. If you have any doubts and these symptoms feel familiar to you or a loved one, please request a blood test from your GP without delay.”

Fiona Hazell, Chief Executive of Leukaemia UK, said: “Children have a fantastic knack of getting straight to the point with their questions – their no-filter curiosity is something we should all embrace a bit more when it comes to our health. This September, we’re urging everyone to channel their inner 5-year-old and get inquisitive. It’s important to pay attention to our bodies, and by asking ourselves questions like ‘Why am I so tired?’ or ‘Why am I ill again?’ when experiencing unusual symptoms, we could end up spotting the signs of leukaemia in life-saving time.

“Despite decades of progress, only half of leukaemia patients will live longer than five years after diagnosis. Spotting the signs of leukaemia and asking for that all-important blood test can make a meaningful difference in treating this disease.”

In the UK, 27 people every day are diagnosed with leukaemia, mainly among the over 65s.3 A lack of awareness of signs and symptoms means people are often diagnosed late, impacting their chances of survival. Only half of leukaemia patients live longer than five years after their diagnosis. The most common symptoms experienced by leukaemia patients are fatigue, repeat infections and bruising or bleeding. Anyone experiencing these symptoms should visit their GP and ask for an urgent blood test.

For more information visit the Spot Leukaemia website at www.spotleukaemia.org.uk.

1 13.12% of UK parents and grandparents surveyed have been asked why their “belly is squishy” in public by their child or grandchild, according to a new survey. When asked to select any questions that they’d ever been asked, from a list of 9 examples, “why is your belly squishy?” was selected by 13.12% participants. The research was conducted by Censuswide with 2,002 UK nationally representative respondents between 12.07.2023 – 14.07.2023. Censuswide abide by and employ members of the Market Research Society which is based on the ESOMAR principles and are members of The British Polling Council.

2 When asked if they had been asked an embarrassing question in public, 24.9% of respondents in Scotland said yes. This is in contract to: 23.8% in North East; 23.6% in Northern Ireland; 23.5% in South East; 23.5% in Greater London; 22.7% in Wales; 22.5% in North West; 22.0% in East of England; 21.4% in South West; 20.4% in East Midlands; 19.2% in West Midlands.

3 Leukaemia (all subtypes combined) statistics | Cancer Research UK

View the film here and hi-res still images here.

For further information or to arrange an interview, please contact Holly McKenna at [email protected] at Leukaemia UK or call (+44)7748764503; or Alex Halfpenny at Leukaemia Care at [email protected]

About Spot Leukaemia

September is Blood Cancer Awareness Month. Leukaemia is a blood cancer and around 10,000 people are diagnosed with leukaemia each year in the UK. Leading UK leukaemia charities, Leukaemia Care and Leukaemia UK, are raising awareness of the signs and symptoms of leukaemia through their #SpotLeukaemia campaign. If you are experiencing any of the following symptoms and you think something might not be right, contact your GP and ask for a blood test or call our freephone helpline on 08088 010 444.

The most common symptoms of leukaemia are:

Extreme tiredness (fatigue)
Bruising
Unusual bleeding
Repeated infections
Fever or night sweats
Bone or joint pain
About the Survey

The research was conducted by Censuswide with 2,002 UK nationally representative respondents between 12.07.2023 – 14.07.2023. Censuswide abide by and employ members of the Market Research Society which is based on the ESOMAR principles and are members of The British Polling Council.

About Leukaemia Care

For over 50 years, we have been dedicated to ensuring that everyone affected receives the best possible diagnosis, information, advice, treatment and support.

We are here for everyone affected by leukaemia and related blood cancer types – such as myelodysplastic syndromes (MDS) and myeloproliferative neoplasms (MPN). We believe in improving lives and being a force for change.

To do this, we have to challenge the status quo and do things differently.

Find out more about Leukaemia Care here: www.leukaemiacare.org.uk

About Leukaemia UK

We are Leukaemia UK. We believe research has the power to stop leukaemia devastating lives.

Despite decades of incredible progress, only half of leukaemia patients live longer than five years after their diagnosis. We won’t stop until we change this.

Bringing together the leukaemia community, we will accelerate progress through life-changing research, doing everything we can to make sure that the next person with leukaemia has the best possible experience of diagnosis, treatment and care.

To find out more, including how you could help support the life-changing research that Leukaemia UK funds, and the charity’s advocacy work, visit leukaemiauk.org.uk.